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2. If your real car is worth less than your best slotcar....
You just might be a slothead.
3. If you know how to rewind an armature but can't get the
blinking 12:00 off your VCR..... You just might be a slothead.
4. If youre at a XXX website & begin downloading a file named
"Vibrator.jpg" and expect it to be a picture of a '62 Galaxie
....You just might be a slothead.
5. If you wake up at 7 am on a sunday morning to go to a toy show
but will sleep through 10 am church... You just might be
a slot head.
6. If the smell of a hot russkit contoller gets you aroused...
You just might be a slot head.
7. If you got more track in your house than you have furniture....
You just might be a slot head.
8. If you take your wife or girlfriend to a slot car show, thinking
she's gonna have fun..... You just might be a slot head.
9. If you sleep with your orange charger instead of your
wife...well you might just be a slothead.
10. If you'd trade your wife for an orange Charger...You just might
be a slot head.
11. If you'd seriously consider taking your ex-wife back if she brings
an orange Charger with her...You just might be a slot head.
12. If you've tried to change your real cars steering wheel to a plunger
or parma controller, you might be a slothead.
13. If you start thinking every car on the road, including your own
is a slot car, and you are trying to beat them through the squeeze
track..... you might be a slothead.
14. If your slotcar is faster than you real car...You just might be a
slothead.
15. If you truely believe heaven looks a little like AutoWorld in PA...you
just might be a slothead.
16. If you've ever put someone (a runner) in the hospital from trying to
open your MIB olive Mustang...you just might be a slothead.
17. If you've tried to make other collectores nauseous by running your
olive Mustang...you just might be a slot head.
18. If your a newbie and you wake a hour befor you normally do for work (2am)
just to check your slotcar DL emails...... you just might be a slothead!
19. If you use T-jet oil for cologne... you just might be a slothead.
20. If you think the smell of an overheating pancake motors is sexy (or
arousing)....... you just might be a slothead.
21. If your wife suggests a "toy" for use in bed, and your first thought is
your "controler" with the cool 'gator clips.......you just might be a
slothead.
22. If going to a slot car event involves applying for a loan...... you just
might be a slothead.
23. If your car insurance premium is LESS than your insurance premium on your
slotcars' policy...............you just might be a slothead.
24. If you've ever been told to put your damn slot cars away and get back to
work...........you just might be a slothead.
25. If you carry a "TYCO" Mastercard.......You just might be a slothead.
26. If you think the "Aurora Borealis" is a rare T-Jet....you just might be
a slothead.
27. If your very own son costs you a race while turn marshalling your car
and afterwards you still refer to him as "That Son of a Bitch".....You just
might be a slothead.