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     2. If your real car is worth less than your best slotcar....
     You just might be a slothead.
 

     3. If you know how to rewind an armature but can't get the
     blinking 12:00 off  your VCR..... You just might be a slothead.
 

     4. If youre at a XXX website & begin downloading a file named
     "Vibrator.jpg"  and expect it to be a picture of a '62 Galaxie
     ....You just might be a slothead.
 

     5. If you wake up at 7 am on a sunday morning to go to a toy show
     but will sleep through 10 am church...  You just might be
     a slot head.
 

     6. If the smell of a hot russkit contoller gets you aroused...
     You just might be a slot head.
 

     7. If you got more track in your house than you have furniture....
     You just might be a slot head.
 

     8. If you take your wife or girlfriend to a slot car show, thinking
     she's gonna have fun..... You just might be a slot head.
 

     9. If you sleep with your orange charger instead of your
     wife...well you might just be a slothead.
 

     10. If you'd trade your wife for an orange Charger...You just might
     be a slot head.
 

     11. If you'd seriously consider taking your ex-wife back if she brings
     an orange Charger with her...You just might be a slot head.
 

     12. If you've tried to change your real cars steering wheel to a plunger
     or parma controller, you might be a slothead.
 

     13. If you start thinking every car on the road, including your own
     is a slot car, and you are trying to beat them through the squeeze
     track..... you might be a slothead.
 

     14. If your slotcar is faster than you real car...You just might be a
     slothead.
 

     15. If you truely believe heaven looks a little like AutoWorld in PA...you
     just might be a slothead.
 

     16. If you've ever put someone (a runner) in the hospital from trying to
     open your MIB olive Mustang...you just might be a slothead.
 

     17. If you've tried to make other collectores nauseous by running your
     olive Mustang...you just might be a slot head.
 

     18. If your a newbie and you wake a hour befor you normally do for work (2am)
     just to check your slotcar DL emails...... you just might be a slothead!
 

     19. If you use T-jet oil for cologne... you just might be a slothead.
 

     20. If you think the smell of an overheating pancake motors is sexy (or
     arousing)....... you just might be a slothead.
 

     21. If your wife suggests a "toy" for use in bed, and your first thought is
     your "controler" with the cool 'gator clips.......you just might be a
     slothead.
 

     22. If going to a slot car event involves applying for a loan...... you just
     might be a slothead.
 

     23. If your car insurance premium is LESS than your insurance premium on your
     slotcars' policy...............you just might be a slothead.
 

     24. If you've ever been told to put your damn slot cars away and get back to
     work...........you just might be a slothead.
 

     25. If you carry a "TYCO" Mastercard.......You just might be a slothead.
 

     26. If you think the "Aurora Borealis" is a rare T-Jet....you just might be
     a slothead.
 

     27. If your very own son costs you a race while turn marshalling your car
     and afterwards you still refer to him as "That Son of a Bitch".....You just
     might be a slothead.